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My Wife Says It’s Just The Right Size

11.30.07 | 3 Comments

My Wife Says It’s Just The Right Size

Today on my jccommerce.com email address I have recieved 237 spam emails trying to get me to buy “enlargement” products. Yeah, I actually counted. And its only 3:00.

With the internet as my witness, just as soon as I make eleventy-billion dollars on Secure Delivery my very first order of business will be to track down the makers of “MegaDik”, pay soldiers of fortune to castrate them with a rusty spoon, and have their privates run through this guy’s blender.

Spamming bastards.

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